They lied to you. The magic, the reindeer? That’s all bull. Saint Nicholas is a gearhead, and his sleighs are many—a vintage Fiat, a city bus, a beater ’69 Impala, a passel of Harleys. Whatever gets the job done. Need proof? Here are some photos of Santa Clauses all over the world motoring.
Merry Christmas, you filthy animals.
Navigating through Rome, Italy, behind the wheel of a Fiat 500, VINCENZO PINTO/AFP/Getty ImagesOn a scooter in London, England, circa 1949, Reg Speller/Fox Photos/Getty ImagesShowing muscle car affinity outside Kazansky Cathedral in St. Petersburg, Russia, OLGA MALTSEVA/AFP/Getty ImagesPiloting a public bus down Paulista Ave. in Sao Paulo, Brazil, YASUYOSHI CHIBA/AFP/Getty ImagesFrom a Pathfinder, giving the thumbs up from on 5th Ave. in New York, EMMANUEL DUNAND/AFP/Getty ImagesRallying via motorcycle from Gdynia to Gdansk, Poland, Krzysztof Mystkowski/AFP/Getty ImagesDo alcoholic mall Santas count? If they’re driving a B-Body Chevy, most certainly, Dimension Films
