This Mercedes Truck Trio Will Make You Want to Take Out a Second Mortgage

And sell a kidney.

From what appears to be simply a promotional video for German auto retailer, Auto Zitzmann, comes one of the most badass German off-road videos – ever. The visual features a Brabus 700 G63 AMG 6×6, Mercedes G63 AMG 6×6 and Mercedes G500 4×4^2. All uber-exclusive vehicles that aren’t currently for sale in the U.S, unfortunately. The Brabus 700 is the most unique with a price tag close to $800,000, 700-hp and the full Brabus treatment inside and out. My favorite of the crew is the G500 4×4 as its vibrant colors, ridiculous off-road prowess and practicality (compared to the other two) would make me want to sell all my possessions and plop down a hefty payment.

Although short enough to be some sort of teaser, the video produced by Nicolas Jansky is quite impressive with drone footage and actions shots galore. It seems they were given permission to tear up some sort of local construction site, but that’s about it. Lots of dirt donuts. LOTS. It would have been great to see what these three could do on some varied terrain but I imagine the dealership only allowed a drive down the road for the footage.