This Rock in Calgary Is Trying to Destroy All Cars

People can't seem to stop running over a gigantic car-killing rock in a Calgary parking lot.
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Maybe it’s unusually magnetic. Maybe it was bitten by a radioactive spider. Maybe it fell from outer space, bent on world domination, beginning with destroying all cars in its general vicinity. Whatever the reason, drivers in Calgary, Alberta can’t seem to stop crashing into a rock at a shopping mall in the community of Sage Hill, reports the CBC, despite it being surrounded by a bright yellow curb.

Drivers keep hitting large rock in suburban Calgary parking lot https://t.co/XRftR5EUFX pic.twitter.com/2ymogj4idL

— CBC Calgary (@CBCCalgary) December 4, 2017

The car-eating rock has rapidly become a local celebrity, with its own Twitter account and numerous witty comments and memes.

The rock isn't wearing a high-visibility vest and its not wearing a helmet. Clearly its the rock's own fault for getting hit.

— mike styczen (@mstyczen) December 4, 2017

Oh Wode. It’s hard out here for a rock. Some days I @sagehillrock feel like Nancy Kerrigan. #whywhy #yyc #calgary #sagehill #sagehillrock #therock #selfie #photobomb #photobombqueen #stophittingme pic.twitter.com/LKOUFp7lcd

— Denise Henwood (@DeniseHenwood) December 5, 2017

Perhaps in response to Mike Styczen’s tweet, additional high-visibility barriers have been added to make the Sage Hill Rock even more visible. In keeping with the spirit of the season, the rock was also adorned with Christmas lights, as well as a Calgary Food Bank collection box.

Don't let crap drivers remove the rock. #SaveSageHillRock pic.twitter.com/DFXrAgDyyv

— Evan (@Monkeyslick) December 5, 2017

But Calgary’s new most popular rock’s days were numbered. In response to the extremely high number of crashes involving Sage Hill Rock, Riocan, the company that manages the shopping center, made plans to remove it. This immediately prompted a “Save Sage Hill Rock” campaign among the rock’s devoted fans. “Since it’s become so valued to the community, we’re trying to negotiate having it moved to a different area of the parking lot, where it is safe from vehicles and doesn’t have to resort to rage flipping them,” an employee of the local bottle depot told CBC.

Such a sad scene 😭💔 @Brangwyn was live on the scene in Sage Hill this morning where the #SageHillRock was removed. Donate to the @CalgaryFoodBank in its memory. #YYC #RIP pic.twitter.com/mTNhCvkZoH

— Virgin Radio Calgary (@VirginRadioYYC) December 5, 2017

Sadly, this source of great entertainment for Calgary residents was removed Tuesday morning, according to Virgin Radio Calgary. The crater where Sage Hill Rock used to be was still clearly visible. The Calgary Food Bank donation box remains, and people are encouraged to make donations in the rock’s memory.

The #SageHillRock may have been removed, but it has already been replaced with a new installation… #yyc pic.twitter.com/vthLfTlUJq

— Giant Blüe Ring (@GiantBlueRing) December 5, 2017

The Sage Hill Rock may be gone, but the internet isn’t letting it go that easily.