Floyd Mayweather Will Tell You How Much His New Bugatti Cost

If you post your new Bug and 300,000 people don’t “like” it, do people even know you’re rich?

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Floyd “Money” Mayweather has taken to Instagram, the sepia-toned medium of conspicuous consumption, to show off his brand-new, 255-mph Bugatti Veyron Grand Sport Vitesse, purchased for $3,498,000. (Mayweather, ever demure, listed the price only to the thousand.)

This seasonally appropriate ode to spill-it-on-the-floor-like-Dom Perignon wealth, cloaked in orange and matte black, is actually one of the more elegant posts on Mayweather’s Instagram. Scrolling back, one comes across photos of a questionable Star of David-embroidered ballcap atop a pile of money, a pile of money next to a bag of money and a Mayweather original quote: “They say money doesn't bring you happiness... I say... Neither does being broke.” Floyd Mayweather, methodically dismantling pith like it was Manny Pacquiao.

So, a career of hits to the frontal lobe doesn’t leave one with Wilde’s wit. It does, as Mayweather would point out, leave one with a $350 million fortune. Congratulations on all the money, Floyd, and drive safe.