---
title: "The Drive is Sending Two Idiots in a Morgan to Set a World Record"
description: "And the $583 supply list speaks volumes."
date: "2015-11-11"
modified: "2015-11-11"
authors:
  - name: "Max Prince"
    link: "https://www.thedrive.com/authors/max-prince"
url: "https://www.thedrive.com/article/852/the-drive-is-sending-two-idiots-in-a-morgan-to-set-a-world-record"
categories:
  - "News"
---

# The Drive is Sending Two Idiots in a Morgan to Set a World Record

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We’re about to do a colossally stupid thing.

*The Drive*’s two newest contributing editors are preparing to set a world record. We cannot tell you what said record will be, nor when the attempt will happen. Just know that it involves a Morgan 3-Wheeler, egregious self-abuse and possibly snow. Naturally, our guys needed kit. I, wielding a corporate expense card liberally, offered to stock up. The supplies list they sent… lord, it just *reeks* of dumb:

- Foam earplugs (20x)
- Gaffer tape, heavy-duty (30 yards)
- Hand warmers (40x)
- Five-gallon utility fuel jugs (4x)
- Digital kitchen timer
- 5 Hour Energy (24x)
- Excedrin Migraine (300x)
- Motorcycle helmet headphone/radio (2x)
- Catheter kit, self-seal bags (7-day supply)
- Mechanics wire, 18-gauge, spooled (1 pound)
- Zip ties (650x)

Stay tuned, details coming soon. The results will either be epic, or we’ll have a couple of one-armed fellas running around the office. Maybe both. But, hey, what the hell? Strap on a catheter and start the kitchen timer. Let’s roll the dice.

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