---
title: "Five For Sale Friday"
description: "Five ridiculous rides that you probably wouldn't buy in a million years."
date: "2017-01-13"
modified: "2017-01-13"
authors:
  - name: "Evan Yates"
    link: "https://www.thedrive.com/authors/evan-yates"
url: "https://www.thedrive.com/article/6955/five-for-sale-friday-2"
categories:
  - "News"
tags:
  - "eBay"
  - "for sale friday"
  - "Mercedes-Benz"
  - "satire"
  - "trucks"
---

# Five For Sale Friday

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## 2016 Ford F750

![message-editor%2F1484325945584-f7502.jpg](<https://www.thedrive.com/wp-content/uploads/message-editor/1484325945584-f7502.jpg>)

**What Is It**: A massive Ford F750 with air bag suspension and custom body kit.

**Why You Want It**: Own a full fleet of custom vehicles and plan on joining the nationwide car show circuit? What better vehicle than a completely custom F750? Outside of that, there isn't much of a purpose to a rig this big and low.

**Current Price**: $90,000.00

**Where to Buy**: [eBay](<https://www.ebay.com/itm/2016-Ford-Other-Pickups-/322381403217?forcerrptr=true&hash=item4b0f6dd451:g:wgMAAOSwImRYZqa5&item=322381403217>)

## 2015 Jeep Wrangler

![message-editor%2F1484325756065-2015-jeep-wrangler-22.jpg](<https://www.thedrive.com/wp-content/uploads/message-editor/1484325756065-2015-jeep-wrangler-22.jpg>)

**What Is It**: A Wrangler trying desperately to not look like the suburban soccer mom vehicle that a lot of these things have become.

**Why You Want It**: First and foremost, this tank has a 6.4-liter HEMI under the hood and some badass armor! This monstrosity looks bulletproof and all the other lacrosse dads will totally be jealous!

**Current Price**: $169,999.00

**Where to Buy**: [eBay](<https://www.ebay.com/itm/2015-Jeep-Wrangler-/361862089785?forcerrptr=true&hash=item5440a94c39:g:pfwAAOSw2xRYXuYo&item=361862089785>)

## 2006 Ford F650

![message-editor%2F1484325772664-f650-show-truck.jpg](<https://www.thedrive.com/wp-content/uploads/message-editor/1484325772664-f650-show-truck.jpg>)

**What Is It**: A rolling billboard for your insecurities.

**Why You Want It**: If you're in desperate need for attention, this would be your rig. There certainly won't be anyone on the road with a pickup larger than yours and it has FLAMES! What more could you want?

**Current Price**: $16,300.00

**Where to Buy**: [eBay](<https://www.ebay.com/itm/2006-Ford-Other-Pickups-MUST-SEE-200K-CUSTOM-F650-SHOW-TRUCK-/162354955015?forcerrptr=true&hash=item25cd1c0307:g:7NIAAOSwUKxYdqzB&item=162354955015>)

## 2006 Mercedes-Benz R Class

![message-editor%2F1484325801751-mercedes-r-class-2.jpg](<https://www.thedrive.com/wp-content/uploads/message-editor/1484325801751-mercedes-r-class-2.jpg>)

**What Is It**: One of Mercedes' biggest failures lifted up for some massive chrome.

**Why You Want It**: If you enjoy trips to the Mercedes-Benz service department and yearn to look fly while doing so, there simply isn't a better buy. For under seven grand, you can be *stuntin' on the haters* for the low.

**Current Price**: $6,500.00

**Where to Buy**: [eBay](<https://www.ebay.com/itm/2006-Mercedes-Benz-R-Class-custom-/262800143477?forcerrptr=true&hash=item3d301bf475:g:yVAAAOSwEzxYZG5s&item=262800143477>)

## 2016 Cadillac Escalade

![message-editor%2F1484325818433-money-green-escalade.jpg](<https://www.thedrive.com/wp-content/uploads/message-editor/1484325818433-money-green-escalade.jpg>)

**What Is It**: A luxury SUV previously owned by a C-list celebrity.

**Why You Want It**: It's MONEY GREEN and customized by the one and only Will Castro! This Escalade will turn heads wherever you travel and you can tell people you own a four-time [Teen Choice Award](<https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teen_Choice_Awards>) winner's Caddy!

**Current Price**: $56,100.00

**Where to Buy:** [eBay](<https://www.ebay.com/itm/2015-Cadillac-Escalade-Celebrity-Owned-/391671501607?forcerrptr=true&hash=item5b3170d327:g:DpkAAOSwa~BYcaIr&item=391671501607>)

### Author social links  
[Instagram](<https://instagram.com/evan__yates>)  
[Twitter](<https://twitter.com/evanyates_>)