Five For Sale Friday

Five ridiculous rides that you probably wouldn't buy in a million years.

2016 Ford F750

What Is It: A massive Ford F750 with air bag suspension and custom body kit.

Why You Want It: Own a full fleet of custom vehicles and plan on joining the nationwide car show circuit? What better vehicle than a completely custom F750? Outside of that, there isn't much of a purpose to a rig this big and low.

Current Price: $90,000.00

Where to Buy: eBay

2015 Jeep Wrangler

What Is It: A Wrangler trying desperately to not look like the suburban soccer mom vehicle that a lot of these things have become. 

Why You Want It: First and foremost, this tank has a 6.4-liter HEMI under the hood and some badass armor! This monstrosity looks bulletproof and all the other lacrosse dads will totally be jealous!

Current Price: $169,999.00

Where to Buy: eBay

2006 Ford F650

What Is It: A rolling billboard for your insecurities.

Why You Want It: If you're in desperate need for attention, this would be your rig. There certainly won't be anyone on the road with a pickup larger than yours and it has FLAMES! What more could you want?

Current Price: $16,300.00

Where to Buy: eBay

2006 Mercedes-Benz R Class

What Is It: One of Mercedes' biggest failures lifted up for some massive chrome.

Why You Want It: If you enjoy trips to the Mercedes-Benz service department and yearn to look fly while doing so, there simply isn't a better buy. For under seven grand, you can be stuntin' on the haters for the low.

Current Price: $6,500.00

Where to Buy: eBay

2016 Cadillac Escalade

What Is It: A luxury SUV previously owned by a C-list celebrity.

Why You Want It: It's MONEY GREEN and customized by the one and only Will Castro! This Escalade will turn heads wherever you travel and you can tell people you own a four-time Teen Choice Award winner's Caddy!

Current Price: $56,100.00

Where to Buy: eBay