Drunk Idiot Crashes Rented Lamborghini While Trying to Show Off for Teenage Girl

Lamborghinis are the Mustangs of exotics.

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This happens so often that you might read this thinking the whole article was copied and pasted from something that just happened a few weeks ago. However, this is a brand new instance of another young man getting drunk and crashing a rented Lamborghini in a failed attempt to show off, according to the Daily Mail. Rental Lamborghini crashes are becoming as common as Mustang wrecks at Cars and Coffee events.

This time it happened in Jinhua City, in the Zhejiang province of China. The victim: a bright green Lamborghini Gallardo. It was being driven by a 22-year-old gentleman chasing a 19-year-old woman he met at a bar, who reportedly rejected his advances. 

Other than his pride, the driver was reportedly unharmed.

After he swerved out of control and crashed into a tree attempting to show off, the girl he was chasing did what any reasonable young woman would do: Made a video recording his failure and mocked him.

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However, the joke was on her, because police used that video as evidence to arrest her for driving without a license. The moron behind the wheel of the Lambo was busted for drunk driving, and will have to pay for the full damage of the car. It wasn’t covered by insurance because he was drunk; as a result, his mistake will cost him about $15,000 on top of whatever he has to pay for the drunk driving ticket.

The moral of this story, apparently: If a woman rejects you in a bar, it means she doesn’t want you to chase her in your car. If you end up crashing in front of her, she’ll just make a video and make fun of you. 

Also, no matter what you’re driving...don’t drive drunk.