9-Second C63 AMG Makes the Noises, Scares the Children

The owner says it’s the world’s fastest C63. Sure sounds like it.

This is a Mercedes-Benz AMG C63, and it has got parts. Lots of ’em, actually—a built bottom end, CNC cylinder heads, upgraded torque converter with a drag stall and, of course, nitrous. Thing’s stout, a proper four-door luxury sedan that’ll rip off a 9.7-second quarter-mile pass. Trap speed? One hundred forty-four miles per hour.

The owner says that makes it the world’s fastest C63. We cannot verify this claim. But, sweet mercy, listen to it murder all of the eardrums. If this is not the world’s fastest C63, it certainly sounds like it. And, from where we’re sitting, that’s more than enough.